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Ascend to the highest levels of enlightenment with our Illumiducky Classic T-Shirt. This cryptic design features the all-knowing duck overlord crowned with the illuminati pyramid, watching over all with mystical wisdom. As the official uniform of the Illumiducky division of the Lolcow Illuminati, this shirt marks you as one of the chosen few who understand that the real power behind the conspiracy has always had feathers. The minimalist pocket-area print delivers maximum impact with its enigmatic presence.
Key Features:
- Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton construction (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz./yd.² | 142 g/m²) with just the right amount of stretch
- Distinctive chest print featuring the sacred Illumiducky emblem
- Inside label with branding
- Pre-shrunk to maintain perfect fit wash after wash
- Side-seamed construction for a modern, contoured fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced durability
- Unisex design that flatters all body types
- Breathable fabric ideal for year-round wear
- Superior print quality that won't fade or crack
This conversation-starting piece represents the evolution of the Lolcow Illuminati mythos. While others pledge allegiance to the bovine order, you've discovered the truth: the duck sees all, knows all, and quacks the forbidden knowledge. Perfect for those who appreciate layers of conspiracy within conspiracy, this shirt signals to fellow initiates that you're part of the inner circle of the inner circle.
Each t-shirt is made on demand especially for you, reducing overproduction and supporting sustainable practices. Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, our shirts maintain high quality standards while supporting ethical manufacturing.
Join the Illumiducky order, perplex the uninitiated, and stay comfortable in this perfect everyday t-shirt that proves you've achieved the highest level of Lolcow Test enlightenment—where cows and ducks unite under the all-seeing eye.
T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
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Classic Unisex Fit: This t-shirt offers a comfortable standard fit suitable for all genders
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True to Size: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures the size you order is the size that fits
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Recommendation: For a more relaxed look, consider ordering one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
