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Unleash Your Inner Francis in 3D Style
Prepare for a cinematic event with the Lolcow Live special edition tee, featuring the legendary Boogie2988 and his loyal sidekick, Sammy. Both are rocking classic 3D glasses, ready to experience the internet's drama in a whole new dimension. This shirt isn't just merch; it's a front-row ticket to the show, printed on an ultra-soft tee that’s comfortable enough for a 12-hour stream or a quick Mountain Dew run.
Key Features:
- Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton construction (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz./yd.² | 142 g/m²) with just the right amount of stretch for rage-quitting or relaxing
- Pre-shrunk to maintain a perfect fit, even after washing out ranch dressing stains
- Features a legendary, dimension-hopping duo: Boogie2988 and Sammy, ready for the show
- Side-seamed construction for a modern, contoured fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced durability
- Unisex design that flatters all body types
- Breathable fabric ideal for year-round wear
- Superior print quality that won't fade or crack under pressure
This essential piece is for those with a discerning taste for digital drama and internet lore. Wearing this shirt is a badge of honor, signaling to those in the know that you understand the complex, hilarious, and often surreal world of the Lolcow Universe. The playful caricature captures a moment of pure, unadulterated content consumption—a vibe we can all relate to.
Each t-shirt is made on demand especially for you, reducing overproduction and supporting sustainable practices. Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, our shirts maintain high quality standards while supporting ethical manufacturing.
Whether you're creating content, consuming content, or just trying to explain a meme to your confused parents, do it in comfort and style. Grab your piece of Lolcow Live history and view the world through a new lens.
Lolcow Universe T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
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Classic Unisex Fit: This t-shirt offers a comfortable standard fit suitable for all genders
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True to Size: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures the size you order is the size that fits
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Recommendation: For a more relaxed look, consider ordering one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.