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Join the ranks of the Nerd Defense Force with our iconic NDF Typography Classic T-Shirt in striking pink. This bold design transforms the letters "NDF" into a powerful statement piece, filled with repeating text of beloved Lolcow universe references including "ZEY", "WEEB", "LOL COW NERD", and "COW HERD" in vibrant pink typography. Perfect for proud members of the Lolcow Nerds community who defend their fandom with honor and aren't afraid to show their true colors.
Key Features:
- Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton construction (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz./yd.² | 142 g/m²) with just the right amount of stretch
- Bold front print with pink typography filling the NDF letters
- Intricate design featuring Lolcow universe terminology
- Inside label with branding
- Pre-shrunk to maintain perfect fit wash after wash
- Side-seamed construction for a modern, contoured fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced durability
- Unisex design that flatters all body types
- Superior print quality that won't fade or crack
This conversation-starting piece is your official uniform as a member of the Nerd Defense Force. The typography-filled design creates a visual manifesto of Lolcow culture, with each repeated word reinforcing your commitment to the community. Whether you're defending your favorite episodes, discussing deep lore, or just representing at conventions and meetups, this shirt declares your allegiance to the NDF with style and pride.
Each t-shirt is made on demand especially for you, reducing overproduction and supporting sustainable practices. Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US, our shirts maintain high quality standards while supporting ethical manufacturing.
Stand with the Nerd Defense Force, celebrate your Lolcow fandom, and stay comfortable in this perfect everyday t-shirt that proves you're ready to defend nerd culture at a moment's notice.
T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
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Classic Unisex Fit: This t-shirt offers a comfortable standard fit suitable for all genders
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True to Size: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures the size you order is the size that fits
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Recommendation: For a more relaxed look, consider ordering one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
