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Boot up your wardrobe with our "Terminally Turned On" Classic T-Shirt, the official gear for Lolcow TechTalk enthusiasts. This vintage-inspired design features a nostalgic beige computer terminal with that iconic green power button glow, capturing the essence of retro computing meets modern tech humor. Perfect for those marathon TechTalk sessions where you're always logged in, always online, and definitely terminally turned on to the latest tech drama and discussions.
Key Features:
- Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton construction (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz./yd.² | 142 g/m²) with just the right amount of stretch
- Bold front print featuring retro computer terminal design
- Vintage beige colorway with green power button accent
- Inside label with branding
- Pre-shrunk to maintain perfect fit wash after wash
- Side-seamed construction for a modern, contoured fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced durability
- Unisex design that flatters all body types
- Superior print quality that won't fade or crack
This conversation-starting piece celebrates the golden age of computing while paying homage to Lolcow TechTalk's unique blend of tech discourse and entertainment. Whether you're debugging code, discussing the latest tech controversies, or just want to show you're permanently connected to the TechTalk community, this shirt declares your status as someone who never logs off. The clever double entendre and retro aesthetic make it perfect for tech meetups, coding sessions, or casual wear.
Stay connected to the Lolcow TechTalk community, showcase your love for vintage computing, and keep comfortable in this perfect everyday t-shirt that proves you're always online and terminally turned on.
T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
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Classic Unisex Fit: This t-shirt offers a comfortable standard fit suitable for all genders
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True to Size: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures the size you order is the size that fits
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Recommendation: For a more relaxed look, consider ordering one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
