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Celebrate Young Xylie's 8th birthday with this nostalgic Lolcow TechTalk commemorative shirt! Featuring everyone's favorite character from the CD Rom, Rastov, and Sweet Tea era, this design captures Xylie in her iconic yellow birthday outfit with that unforgettable cardboard cutout aesthetic. The distressed, vintage-style artwork gives this shirt an authentic retro tech vibe that perfectly embodies the spirit of early TechTalk episodes.
Key Features:
- Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton construction (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz./yd.² | 142 g/m²) with just the right amount of stretch
- Vintage-style Young Xylie artwork with cardboard texture effect
- Bold "Xylie 8th" text in blue lettering
- Inside label with branding
- Pre-shrunk to maintain perfect fit wash after wash
- Side-seamed construction for a modern, contoured fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced durability
- Unisex design that flatters all body types
- Superior print quality that won't fade or crack
This conversation-starting piece is a must-have for Lolcow TechTalk historians and fans who remember the golden age of the show. Young Xylie became an instant icon during the CD Rom, Rastov, and Sweet Tea era, and this birthday celebration design captures that moment in TechTalk history. Whether you're rewatching classic episodes, attending TechTalk meetups, or just want to show your appreciation for the show's lore, this shirt is your ticket to nostalgia.
Honor Young Xylie's legacy, celebrate Lolcow TechTalk history, and stay comfortable in this perfect everyday t-shirt that proves you're a true fan of the CD Rom, Rastov, and Sweet Tea era.
T-Shirt Size Guide
Measurements in Inches
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
27 |
16½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
Measurements in Centimeters
| Size |
Length |
Width |
Chest |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
Fit Guide
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Classic Unisex Fit: This t-shirt offers a comfortable standard fit suitable for all genders
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True to Size: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures the size you order is the size that fits
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Recommendation: For a more relaxed look, consider ordering one size up
All measurements are taken with the item laid flat and may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.
